So, you won't face nagging when you come home late from a business dinner (but I can't promise you won't be guilt-tripped; she IS a Jewish wife after all.)She’s always on her best behavior at company events, to ensure you get the recognition you deserve and achieve your full potential.Honestly, if Moses had just sent his wife, she would have charmed Pharaoh into giving the Jews freedom wayyy earlier.

Unfortunately, you may get fatter and balder with age and her cooking, but she appears to age backwards. She's also turned on by a man who can lay Tefillin and say Kiddush, so brush up.There is not a single Diaspora country where Jews amounted to 2.5 percent of the total population. Gibraltar (24.), United States (20.1), Canada (11.9), France (8.8), Uruguay (6.7), Argentina (5.3), Hungary (5.2), and Australia (5.1)What this means is that 90% of world Jewry is contained in only 6 countries. South Africa and Australia, also English speaking, are also reckoned in the first 14 countries.Even if we exclude Israel from these figures, it takes only eight countries to reach that figure. North American Anglo Jewry (The United States and Canada) comprises 71% of the Diaspora and 46.4% of total world Jewry.But she’ll hire the perfect person to do just that, and your home life is organized, functional and easy.Your Jewish wife is completely obsessed with her own family, and when she’s not at lunch with them, she's on the phone to them.